… and the bartender tells him that he can’t have a crocodile in the bar because it is a safety hazard. The man insisted that the crocodile was tame and said that he could prove it. The man proceeded to whip out his balls and place it in the crocodile’s mouth. His let his balls rest in the crocodile’s mouth for nearly 10 minutes. After 10 minutes he said, “see I told you it was tame” then turning to the people gathered asked if anyone else would like to try to which a man in the back piped up “sure I’ll try, but I don’t know if I can hold my mouth open that long.”
- Old chinese lady..
- I’ve been married to my wife for 20 years this week..