So a man dies and goes to heaven…

When he got there, he approached St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked “What, in your opinion, was your most noble deed?”

“Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest, baddest guy and ripped out his nose ring.”

Impressed, St. Peter asked, “Well, when was all this?”

“Uh, about 5 minutes ago.”

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