So a guy wants to go hunting with his wife and it’s raining…

His wife says “I’m not going hunting in the rain!” He says “You’re going hunting in the rain or I’m going to fuck you in the ass or you’re sucking my cock, so make up your mind while I go get the dogs ready!” He comes back into the house and his wife tells him “I’m not going hunting in the rain and you sure as hell aren’t fucking me in the ass, so come here and I’ll suck your cock.” So she starts sucking his cock before spitting in disgust and shouts “What the fuck!? Your dick tastes like shit!” The man says “Yeah… the dogs didn’t want to go hunting either.”

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