So a guy walks into an ice cream shop..

He asks the clerk ‘hello sir may I have a quart of vanilla?’

The clerk politely responds ‘Im sorry we’re fresh out of vanilla’

The man clearly disappointed says ‘ah shucks alright I guess I’ll just take a pint of vanilla’

The clerk slightly agitated states ‘Sir we are completely out of vanilla. I don’t have anymore.’

The man lets out a sigh and says ‘ok ok fine I’ll just take a cone of vanilla.’

The clerk gives him a blank stare for a moment and says ‘sir spell the straw in strawberry’


‘Spell the choc in chocolate’


‘Ok now spell the fuck in vanilla’

‘But there’s no fuck in vanilla’


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