“See that wall?” said the bitter Scotsman at the pub…

I built that wall, all the way from here to Glenmore, but do they call me “Angus the wall-builder? Nooo!”

“And see the church spire? Built that too. Do they call me “Angus the steeple-builder”? Noo!”

“And that terrible night when the orphanage burned down,I saved all the wee bairns from the flames: “Angus the orphan-saver”? Noo!”

“But…” He paused to sip his beer… “You fuck just one goat…”

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