Sean Connery was interviewed by Stephen Colbert

and bragged that despite his 87 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Margot Robbie, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Margot said, “Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.” So they go back to her place and have great sex.

Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand.” Margot looks a bit perplexed, but says, “Okay”.

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, “Margot, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls in your left hand, and my dick in your right hand.”

Margot is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Margot asks, “Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?”

Sean replies, “No, but the last time I slept with a slut from Australia, she stole my wallet.”

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