Scottish Humor

It’s called a “Kilt” because I kilt the last man who called it a skirt.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.

A lot of people wonder what a true Scotsman wears under his kilt, but don’t ask him: he’ll not tell ya, he’ll show ya.

In Scotland, we have mixed feelings about Global Warming. For even though we might lose some of our southern cities, at least we’ll get to sit on the mountains and watch the English drown.


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