Scotsman and a new restaurant

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

“Did you smell that food?” she asked. “Wonderful!”

Being the ‘kind-hearted Scotsman’, he thought, “What the hell, I’ll treat her.”

… So they walked past it again.

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