School pride

A woman goes to her doctor complaining of an odd rash on her chest in the shape of a “Y”. Upon some further inquiry, the doctor discovers that the woman’s husband went to Yale and likes to leave his school sweater on during sex and concludes that the fiction of the sweater is causing the reaction. The doctor prescribes a cream and sends the woman on her way.

The doctor goes into the next exam room to find a woman complaining of a similar rash in the shape of an “H”. Again, upon further inquiry, the doctor discovers that the woman’s husband went to Harvard and likes to leave his school sweater on during sex. The doctor prescribes this woman the same cream and sends her on her way.

The doctor goes into the next exam room to find a woman complaining of a similar rash in the shape of a “W”. The doctor says, “Let me guess, your husband went to Wisconsin?”

“No, but my wife went to Minnesota.”

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