Poor man asks – What did you buy for your wife for valentines?
Rich man – A Mercedes C class and a diamond necklace
Poor man – why a necklace ?
Rich man – so if she doesn’t like the car she can return it and keep the necklace, what did you get for yours ?
Poor man – a pair of slippers and a dildo
Rich man – why a dildo?
Poor man – so if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.