Rich friend and a poor friend meet a day before Valentine’s Day

Poor man asks – What did you buy for your wife for valentines?

Rich man – A Mercedes C class and a diamond necklace

Poor man – why a necklace ?

Rich man – so if she doesn’t like the car she can return it and keep the necklace, what did you get for yours ?

Poor man – a pair of slippers and a dildo

Rich man – why a dildo?

Poor man – so if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

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