Redneck Birth Control

A redneck in the deep south calls a number he found on a flyer for cheap home vasectomies. A man on the other side of the line informs him that the procedure is very simple. So simple in fact he can do it on his own. All he needs is a soda can, a cherry bomb (little firecracker) and to count to 10 whilst standing in the garden. So the redneck empties the can, lights the cherry bomb and drops it in. Holding the can in his left hand he starts counting on his fingers. And then placing the can between his thighs he continues to count on the other hand.

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