Recess and cookies

An elementary teacher asks her students what they did during recess.

Teacher: Johnny what did you do doing recess?

Johnny: I played in the sandbox.

Teacher: Okay, if you can write the word “sand” on the board, you get a cookie.

Johnny writes “sand” and gets his cookie.

Teacher: Alright Suzie, what did you do?

Suzie: I played in the sandbox with Johnny.

Teacher: Okay, if you can write the word “box” on the board, you get a cookie.

Suzie writes “box” and gets her cookie.

Teacher: Jamal, what did you do?

Jamal: Well, I tried to play with Johnny and Suzie, but they kicked sand in my face.

Teacher: Oh no, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can write “blatant racial discrimination” on the board, you get a cookie.

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