Ran into an old friend and they asked me “how’s it going”?

I sighed a bit and answered “Well, things could be better actually. Yeah, I had to find a way out of that business I’d started.”

They said, “Oh, really?”

“I’d done some research and found out that female cow manure had less nutrients in it than male manure. Something to do with the nutrients finding their way into the cow’s milk instead. So I’d invested in some analysis and had a dairy all lined up to keep its manure separated so they could get a premium for the manure from the males.”

“Wow, I didn’t know. What happened?”

“Well, I just couldn’t find enough customers after the first round of sales. Was really disappointing.”

“That’s too bad.”

“Yeah, everyone told me they didn’t want any more of my bullshit.”

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