Professional Gun For Hire

There is a well known assassin that charges $10,000 per bullet. A man discreetly approaches him at a local bar and asks him, “Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?”

“Yes!” says the assassin.

“What if you miss?”

The assassin smugly looks at the man. “I don’t miss!”

“I have $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. Right now, they’re together at a motel.”

The assassin finishes his drink and says, “Let’s go!”

They drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.

The man tells him, “They’re in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head and I want you to blow his dick off!”

The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, hesitating to take the shot.

“What are you waiting for?” asks the husband.

“Hold on a minute,” said the assassin, “I think I can save you 10 thousand dollars”.

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