President Trump met the Queen of England in her palace

Trump: “Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to prevent slow down in economy ?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Trump frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?”

The Queen: “Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “David Cameron, would you come in here, please?”
David Cameron walked into the room and said, “Yes, ma’am?” The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?” Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, “That would be me, ma’am.”

“Very good! Thank you, David !” said the Queen. Then she turned to Trump with a smile and said “See?”

Now its Trump’s turn to apply the same logic…. He went back to the US and asked Mike Pence.. “Mike , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?” “I’m not sure,” said Mike . “Let me get back to you on that one…” Mike went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer… Finally, he ran into Obama and asked, “..can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”.. Obama answered, “That’s easy, it’s me!”.. Pence said, “Thanks!”

Then he went back to Trump. “I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s…..Obama…” Trump shouted him…… And told “No! You dumb idiot! It’s David Cameroon!”

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