Pregnant Wife

Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize how it is possible.

“There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out.

A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the hunter used the Umbrella like a gun and shot the Lion, the Lion collapsed & died.

Guy:That is totally nonsense. Someone else must have shot the Lion!

Doctor: Good! Next patient please…

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