Panda and a Prostitute

A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, “Hey, aren’t you going to pay me?”

The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up ‘prostitute.’

The definition reads: ‘A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. ‘

The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up ‘panda.’

The definition reads: ‘An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves

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