Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tire…
Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.
A few minutes later, Paddy passes Murphy on the girl’s bike.
“What the feck happened”? asks Murphy.
“Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her fuckin knickers off, lies on the ground and says, ‘take what you want big boy!’, so I took the bike.”
“Good on ye” says Murphy, ”I’m sure the fuckin knickers wouldn’t fit ya anyway”
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