Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tire…

Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.

A few minutes later, Paddy passes Murphy on the girl’s bike.

“What the feck happened”? asks Murphy.

“Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her fuckin knickers off, lies on the ground and says, ‘take what you want big boy!’, so I took the bike.”

“Good on ye” says Murphy, ”I’m sure the fuckin knickers wouldn’t fit ya anyway”