One sunny day, Jesus, Moses and a small elderly man were playing golf.

Jesus was the first to tee off. He hit the ball a little to the left, and it ended up in the water hazard. Because it was Jesus his ball floated, and when he got down to the hazard, he walked upon the water and hit the ball into the green.

Moses was the next to tee off, and like Jesus, he too hit the ball into the water hazard. When he got down to the hazard, he parted the waters and hit the ball onto the green.

The old man was next. He also hit the ball into the water hazard. Just then, a big fish swallowed the ball and started swimming. A hawk swooped down and grabbed the fish and started to fly away. As the hawk passed over the green, it’s grip tightened, causing the ball to pop out of the fish. The ball landed onto the green and rolled into the cup.

Jesus then turned to the old man and said, “Look dad, if you’re going to play, atleast play fair.”

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