One day in artillery instruction, a colonel came to inspect our class.

First up was Private O’Hara. The colonel got in his face and asked him what reading he had on his 105-mm howitzer. “Two-nine-oh-seven, sir,” was the reply. “Soldier,” said the colonel, “don’t you know you never say ‘oh’ in the artillery? You say ‘zero.’ What’s your name, soldier?”

“Zero Hara, sir,” answered the private.

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