One day, God met with Adam in the garden of Eden

“Hey Adam, I have two new organs for you,” said god

“What are they?” Adam Replied

“Well,” said God, “We have a brain, which will let you make intelligent decisions and hold conversations with Eve.”

“That’s Great!” Adam said, “What’s the other one?”

“That would be a penis,” God replied, “It will let you make offspring to populate the Earth. However, there is one downside.”

Adam asked, “What is it?”

“Well, I only have enough blood to let you use one at a time.”

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