One day, a violent husband leaves his wife.

She posts an ad in a local newspaper: “Looking for a new man. The one who will not beat me, run away, and is good in bed.” Couple of days later someone knocks on her door. She opens them, and there’s a guy in a wheelchair, missing both arms and legs. “Hi. I think I’m a perfect man for you. I don’t have arms, so I can’t beat you, and because I have no legs, I can’t run away.” “But are you good in bed?” she asks. He just smiles and says: “Well how do you think I knocked?”

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