One day a kid is late to class

Kid: Sorry I’m late

Teacher: Go and sit down and you’ll spend your break time in here with me

Kid: Thats not fair, I had an issue with my kitchen appliances

Teacher: Is that meant to be some kind of joke, we will discuss this in your time, not mine

The teacher turns up to the detention 10 minutes late

Teacher: Sorry I’m late

Kid: Well why were you late?

Teacher: You see, my kitchen appliances came to life and were misbehaving and using racial slurs

Kid: The pot calling the kettle black

Teacher: How did you know?