One day a kid is late to class
Kid: Sorry I’m late
Teacher: Go and sit down and you’ll spend your break time in here with me
Kid: Thats not fair, I had an issue with my kitchen appliances
Teacher: Is that meant to be some kind of joke, we will discuss this in your time, not mine
The teacher turns up to the detention 10 minutes late
Teacher: Sorry I’m late
Kid: Well why were you late?
Teacher: You see, my kitchen appliances came to life and were misbehaving and using racial slurs
Kid: The pot calling the kettle black
Teacher: How did you know?
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