One day, a good-looking door-to-door seller knocks on the old lady’s house and is offering the “world’s best” vacuum cleaner…

He runs into the middle of the living room and bursts a cow dung on the floor.

“Madam”, he says, “I swear to god, if I won’t be able to clean the shit out of the carpet in 2 minutes, I will personally eat it”.

The lady just smiles: “I hope you are hungry. The power is out since morning in the whole neighborhood.”

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