She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks, “Santa, now will you stay with me?” Santa says, “Ho, Ho, Ho, I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y’know!” She takes off everything and asks, “Santa, now will you stay with me?” Santa replies “Hey, Hey, Hey, I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”
- The vampire joke
- Four guys have been going on the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years.. Two days before the group is to leave, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. John’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.