Once there was a mathematician

Once there was a mathematician. She wasn’t very good at her job, but she really enjoyed it. She knew she couldn’t make enough money to feed her family, so she decided to make money at night as a prostitute. She was surprised at how popular she became, quickly finding herself several regular customers. After one particularly good night, the man held her hand and asked, “That was amazing, you are an exquisite woman. I’m sorry for asking only now, but what is your name?”

The woman replied, “It’s okay – it’s The Thot That Counts.”

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