Once there lived a horny man (NSFW)

There was once a horny man, who always wanted to suck the Queen’s tits. He kept fantasizing, but he knew that he could never do it. He got a friend who was in the King’s Palace, so he decided to ask him for help. The Friend agreed to help the horny man to fulfill his dream, but the horny man should pay him 100 gold coins in return. After giving it a thought, the horny man agreed to the deal!

So when the Queen was taking a bath, the friend put itchy powder on her clothes that covered her bosoms! The Queen developed an itch that was so uncontrollable. When the King asked what could be done, the horny man suggested that he knew a man whose mouth had the power to cure such itches! The friend gave the cure to the horny man and asked him to do his job. The horny man sucked the Queen’s tits and she got cured of her itchiness!

The next day, the friend approached the horny man for getting 100 gold coins from him. The horny man, being his cunning old self,refused to pay him since he already got what he wanted.

The friend thought of a revenge plan. After thinking long and hard, he took the itching powder and poured it into the King’s underwear when he was taking a bath.

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