We had the poles with marshmallows sticked to them prepared when we heard sirens. We all ran out to see what happened. The neighbours’ house was on fire and I saw a lot of firefighters trying to get the fire under control. The neighbours looked at us with pure disgust. That was the moment I realized we were still holding the sticks with marshmallows.
- Husband asks wife, “how many men have you slept with besides me?”
- Only in England.