On the farm
A horse and a chick go for a walk. The horse gets stuck in the mud and yells to the chick to help me I’m stuck. The chick runs back to the farm to get the farmer but the farmer has gone to town with the tractor. So the chick sees the new BWM and grabs a rope and jumps into the BMW and drives to the mud hole and throws a rope over the horses neck and drags him out of the mud hole and saves his life.
A week later, they are going for a walk in the woods and the chick falls in a small mud hole and says help horsey help I’m sinking and I’m going to die!
The horse says don’t worry good buddy I’ll save you! He walks over and stands over the chick and told him to grab his member. The chick hangs on tight and the horse takes a few steps and the chick pops out of the mud!
The moral of the story is, if you are hung like a horse you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks
submitted by /u/Sharp-Incident-6272