On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me, “If you ever come close to me, I’ll fucking skin you alive. When we’re sleeping, you don’t fucking touch me. You hear me? Don’t ever talk to me, either.”

“Fucking great.” I thought, “First day in here and I’m already married.”

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