All three are sitting at a resort by the seaside, and are arguing.
Obama begins by saying “American submarines are the best in the world, they can go for weeks without needing supplies!”
Putin laughs and tell them “Stupid globalists. Russian submarines are best in world, they go MONTHS without refueling.”
Merkel opens her mouth to speak, when a submarine rises out of the water. A man opens the hatch and shouts “Heil Hitler! We need fuel!”