Obama, Oprah, Trump and a little girl are on a plane. The engines fail…

… the pilots have already parachuted out the plane. The four mentioned are the only ones remaining on the plane. But there are only three parachutes.

Oprah quickly steps forward and says to the little girl; “I’m taking a parachute. I’ll build a school for girls in your honour, it’ll benefit thousands of little girls like you.” She jumped out.

Trump clumsily boulders forward “Give me a parachute! Unless you hadn’t noticed I’m the president of the goddamn United States!” He jumps out the plane.

Obama looks at the little girl; “Children are our future. You should have the last parachute.”

Little girl replies; “No, we’re good, there are two parachutes remaining. Trump took my school bag.”

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