Nympho in the car

A man runs into his buddy at the bar and says to him,

“You wouldn’t believe it, but I’ve got a nympho sitting in my car in the parking lot. But, she’s completely wrecked me and I need a break, can’t you go and keep her busy for awhile? The car’s interior lights are broken, so she won’t even know it’s not me.”

His buddy agrees and goes to the car. As soon as he steps in they get busy in the back seat. A couple minutes later a police officer sees them going at it, knocks on the window, and shines his flashlight on the pair.

“What’s going on here?” He asks.

“Nothing doing,” says the man, “This is my wife.”

“Oh, my apologies,” replies the officer, “I didn’t know!”

“That’s quite alright,” says the man, “I didn’t either until you showed up with your flashlight!”

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