A nun got into a taxi but noticed that the cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I’m afraid to in case I offend you.”

She answered, “My dear son, you can’t offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have just about heard and seen everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me.”

She responded, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. Firstly, are you Catholic and single?

The cab driver started to get very excited and said, “Yes, I’m single and I’m Catholic too!” The nun replied, “OK, pull into the next layby” He did this and the nun obliged him by giving him a blow-job. But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started to get very emotional and upset.

“My dear child, why are you crying?” enquired the nun. “Please forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.” “That’s OK,” said the nun, “my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween Party.”

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