Nun Vs. Vampire

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.The nun who is driving says to the other, “Quick! Show him your cross.”So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Get off our fucking car you stupid cunt.”

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