Nun joke we used to tell back when I was in catholic school

Back in the Mexican revolution a bunch of armed men enter a convent and start rounding up all of the nuns in the cafeteria. The leader of the bandits starts yelling:

“We are part of the Pancho Villa army and it is our right to take what we want! We want all of your food and supplies!”

Sister Mary yells from the back: Not the chickens, please, not the chickens!

“I said ALL of your food and supplies!” replied the bandit. “Plus, we are going to rape everyone of you!”

“Not Superior Sister Prudence, please! She’s 80 years old!” yelled sister Mary again.

Before the bandit could say anything there was a commotion in the back. It was Superior Sister Prudence making her way to the front yelling: “He said EVERYONE!”.

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