[NSFW] What were you doing in the bedroom?

A little kid returns from school earlier. There are unusual sounds from the parents’ bedroom. He hears his parents screaming “Oh, sugar! Oh, honey!”, but the bedroom door is locked so he can’t see what’s going on.
In the evening he asks his parents: “Mom, dad, what were you doing in the bedroom?”
The parents want to be straightforward, without going into details, so they say: “We… we were making babies. After some time, you may have a new brother or sister.”
The little kid says to himself: “I want to make babies, too!” So he takes a lots of sugar and some honey, scatters it all over his bedroom and goes to sleep.
When he wakes up, the bedroom is full of ants, who were drawn by the sugar. The little kid looks at the ants and says: “If I weren’t your father, I would kill you all.”

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