(NSFW) The Tattoo

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?”

“I was out getting a tattoo.”

“A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred-dollar bill on my penis.”

“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred-dollar bill on your penis?”

“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks.”

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