[NSFW] Sad life.
A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.
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- I didn’t know what to wear to the premature ejaculation convention.
- Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.