[Nsfw] Man walks into bar and orders a rum a coke.

Bartender gives him an apple Man gives him a surprised look and says “I ordered a rum and coke!” Bartender says “just take a bite” Man bites it and says “This tastes like rum.” Bartender say “now turn it around.” Man turns it and take a bite “Wow, this tastes like coke. This is amazing!”

A second man enter the bar and orders a Gin and Tonic. Bartender again gives him an apple and says “here you go.” 2nd Man “is this a joke, I ordered a Gin and Tonic!” Man 1 sitting next to him says “just take a bite, you will be surprised.” 2nd Man bites it and says “This tastes like Gin!” Bartender say “now turn it around”. 2nd Man turns it and take a bite “Wow, this tastes like tonic. This is amazing. Such a healthy way to have a drink!” And continues eating it.

A third man now enters and sees two people eating apples at the bar. He walks over and says “does the bar serves any drinks?” The 2nd man sitting at the bar says “Just order any drink and the bartender will give you an apple that tastes just like it” 3rd man doesn’t believe it and says to bartender “In that case, I want an apple that tastes like pussy.” The bartender says “sure” and gives him an apple. The man takes a bites and spits its out “This takes like SHIT!”

The bartender says “Turn it around.”

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