[NSFW] [Long] Little Johnny is walking along

The sidewalk, dragging a dead frog behind him. Making his way to a house, he knocks on the door and answering is a lady dressed in a rather sheer robe. She looks down at Johnny and asks, “Aren’t you a bit young?” Johnny ignores the question, and simply says, “I got $50. I want your most diseased ridden whore.”

The Madame looks rather shocked, but doesn’t say much. She instead introduces Little Johnny to Samantha, who is indeed ridden with some of the most vile diseases known to man. Johnny pays up the $50 and the two begin to have their moments.

After all is said and done, the boy begins to leave, dead frog in tote, when the madame stops him. “Kid, I have to know. Why would you ruin your life this way?”

The kid looks up to the madame, and replies, “Well you see, when I get home tonight, my babysitter is going to have her way with me. Then my dad is going to take her home and he’s going to have his way with her. When he gets home, mom is going to have her way with dad, and when dad leaves tomorrow, the mailman is going to have his way with mom.”

“And that’s the bastard that ran over my frog.”

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