[NSFW] [Long] A man walks into a bar and…

The bartender asks his posion.

“I’d like a rum and coke.” So the bartender pulls out an apple. “Excuse me, this is an apple.” says the man. “Just trust me,” replies the bartender. The man picks the apple up, and taking a bite, exclaims “This tastes just like rum!” “Turn it around,” instructed the bartender. The man flipped the apple around, and taking another bite, exclaims “This tastes just like coke!”

Another man walks into the bar and sits down, asking for a gin and tonic. The bartender pulls out and apple, and the man looks at him in disgust. “That’s an apple. I asked for a gin and tonic!” The first man stops and says “Trust him.” Sure enough, the man bites in to the apple, “This tastes like Gin!”. The previous man then says, “Turn it around.” “This tastes like tonic!” cries the second man.

As both men are enjoying their apples, a third man walks into the bar. As he sits down, he looks rather confused as to the other two men eating apples. “I thought this was a bar,” he says. The men look at him and one says “It is. Trust us, this man has an apple for anything you can think of. Name a flavor!”

The third man looks to the bartender and says “Alright, I want one that tastes like pussy!” The bartender, sure enough, pulls out an apple and places it on the bar. The man picks the apple up and just stares are it. “Bite in!” cry the other two men, and after a fe moments of hesitation, he does. He immediately spits the apple out, and in anger cries out, “This tastes like shit!!” The bartender looks at him and says,

“Turn it around.”

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