**NSFW** Little Johnny comes home from school one day

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and tells his dad, “Dad, some kids got into trouble for using bad words in class, but I don’t even know what they mean”.

“That’s OK Johnny, because I don’t want you using bad words anyway.”

“But Dad, can’t you tell me what they mean so I know why they got into trouble?”

“Alright, I tell you, but you have to promise me you’ll never use them.”

“I promise”.

“What were the words they used?”

Johnny replies, “Pussy and Bitch.”

“Well son, those are bad words. I tell you what they mean as long as you never use them.”

“OK.”

His dad explains, “You’ve seen your mother when she gets out of the shower? Well, that triangular area with hair between her legs, that’s Pussy.”

“Yeah,” replies Johnny.

“Everything around that,” continues his father, “that’s Bitch.”

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