NSFW It’s Christmas time and the local mailman is doing his rounds…

As he approaches one of the houses on his route the door opens and a beautiful woman is standing there with nothing on but an open button down shirt. She grabs the mailman by the hand and takes him upstairs. After a vigorous session of sex, she gives him a $5 bill and offers to make him breakfast. He accepts. As he’s eating he says “you know, this is awful strange. I’ve never had anything like this happen before. What gives?”. The woman replies “well my husband and I were going over our Christmas list and when I asked about the mailman, he said “Fuck ’em! Give him $5 and tell him breakfast was my idea!”

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