{NSFW i think.} Turkish immigrant in Germany.

This guy called “Temel” is new in germany and he works at a factory, one day he recieves a letter from his little village in Turkey, the letter says: “Temel come to your village! Your wife is dead” so temel takes the first bus to Turkey and finally arives at his home, everyone is in front of his house crying and wondering how it could happen, so Temel runs inside and sees his wife on the ground, he sits next to her and start crying, but then all out of sudden her wife stands up and says : “Temel! I missed you so much so i faked my dead so i could see you again!” And they had some great sex, They walk outside and all the villagers are wondering how she could come back to life.. Temel tells them he fucked her and she came back to life, everyone is happy and Temel returns back to germany to earn some money..

Couple months later he recieves another letter “Temel, your father died last night! You should come to see your father for the last time” so he takes the first bus back to turkey and arrives at his home, everyone is at the front door crying and Temel is also crying and asks them ” Where is my father?” The villagers say “Don’t tire yourself.. we have been fucking him for a week straight and he still didn’t come back to life..”

Sorry for the bad English, lol.

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