NSFW Four nuns die in a bus accident

They find themselves standing in line at the pearly gates. St Peter is reviewing the recently perished to ensure they belong in heaven. Nun #1 reaches the gates, St Peter recognizes them as nuns and says. “I only have one question: have you ever touched a penis?” Nun#1 blushes and says yes. St. Peter says “all you have to do is wash the part of your body that touched a penis in the holy water and you can enter paradise. Nun#1 dips one hand in the holy water and passes through the gate. Nun#2 approaches and is given the same deal. She puts both hands in the water and enters paradise. Suddenly nun#4 pushes past #3 desperately. St. Peter begs “what is the meaning of this? Why do you skip in line?” Nun#4 looks at #3 and says “I’m not drinking that holy water after she puts her ass in it!”

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