NSFW An Alabama girl comes home…

An Alabama girl comes home from college after dropping out. Her dad answers the door and asks her, “what the hell are you doing here?” She answers that she dropped out of college and wants to become a prostitute, and needs a place to stay. He shouts, “No way in hell are you becoming a prostitute! That’s not how I raised you! You can stay in your old room but you MAY NOT become a prostitute!”

They procede to argue back and forth and back and forth, louder and louder until even the neighbors could hear! Eventually, she storms past him, up the stairs, into her old room, and then slams the door shut and locks it.

She sighs in despair, and turns around, only to see her brother lying naked on her bed. Before she could say anything, he asks, “is there a family discount?”

This is my first post on r/Jokes! Hope you liked it!

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