[NSFW] A teenager walks to a pharmacy one evening…

…and picks out a box of condoms to buy. Taking it to the register, the man behind the counter asked the teenager, “For what occasion?”

“I’m finally gonna bang my girlfriend tonight.” The teenager said.

The man behind the register asked no more questions then bagged up the box of condoms.

Later that evening, the teenager came over to his girlfriend’s house and was invited to dinner by her parents. Once seated, everyone bowed their heads and prayed for their meal. Everyone but the teenager finished their prayer and began eating, the girlfriend noticed this and said “Wow, didn’t know you were so religious…”

The boy responded, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist…”

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