[NSFW] A Man went to church to confess…

A man went to church to confess his most recent sin.

“Confess your sins and be forgiven by God.” The priest said.

“I nearly had an affair.” Replied the man.

“How can you nearly have an affair?!” Said the angry priest.

“I just rubbed but never put it in..” He replied.

“Rubbing and never putting it in is the same thing as putting it in! For your sin you must pray five holy Mary’s and donate more than 50$ into the donation box in order to be forgiven!”

The man did as what the priest has said, saying his five prayers before heading over to the donation box. Pulling out a 50$ bill, he rubbed it against the donation box before slipping it back into his wallet.

The priest saw this, and returned back to the man and said, “I saw that! Why didn’t you donate?!”

“Apparently rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in.”

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