NSFW: A man commits a crime and goes to prison.

A man committed a crime and was sentenced to 20 years in prison. The guards take him to his cell and he finds his new ‘roommate’ is a HUGE black man. The guards leave, and of course he’s very nervous.

A few minutes go by and the black guy says “We both gonna be here for a while, so you can decide. Do you want to the husband or the wife?”

The man’s worst fears have come to fruition. Realizing he doesn’t really have a choice, he figures that if he’s got to have sex with this guy, he’s going to be the husband.

He tells the mountain of a man “If given the choice, I guess I’d prefer to be the husband.”

“Great!” said the black man, “Now get over here and suck your wife’s dick!”

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